J0ke againn !

l0nq tyme never t0k . lonq tyme never j0ke orhh . here is s0me i wannaa tell eu guyz .

Juz n0w right . me && myy frend named aqilaah was walkinqq ar0und jur0ng uhh . ten we saw manyy guyz sehyy . Aqilaah keep on callinqq them && sae " oii oii " . then as usual theyy take few minutes juz tuh turn ar0und . [ andd dhis is dhe best part ] .. after one of dhe guyz turn ar0und while ridinqq his bicycle , he kn0ck d0wn 0n dhe wall . wahh-liao ! we laugh lyke hell siaa ! ahahahahahahaa ! he then l0ok paisehyy && quicklyy ride hys bicycle towards hys frend . stupid-idiot siols ! we laugh laugh laugh till stomach pain . pe0ple everyywhere were lo0kingg at us ; then as usual we sh0w our 5cent face ~ standard ~ .

ish3 ! stupid boyy ! then after dhs , we tolk shit [ myy pablete ! ; ahahahaa ! ]

Tententeden ! dhe end ! buhbyee !

*psst! t0k shit is fun !*

Unforgett-able m0ment0 !

yoyoyo ! watz upp ! *bor-ed lerhh !

Byydhewae , i g0rt j0ke tuh share .. it is n0rt reallyy a j0ke . it is sumkindd lyke a veryy shameful thinqq . here it g0es ..

i am walkinqq as usual [ from shop] thn i saw an auntyy which a lyke myy mom . i approched her .. thinkingg i might make her "surprise" .. i thn sae "yoyoyoyo ! watz up y0ung ladyy" thn i juz realise it is n0rt myy mom . i was lyke "OMG" .. ten i juz smile withh redred face . ten i keep sayingg y0ungg ladyy walkingg in dhe m0rningg .. blaablaablaa ....&& runn .

wahhliao !! veryy paisehyy siaa . dhe m0st unforgettable moment liaos ! wahhaaahaa ! LOLipop !

Now-a-dae

waaahhh !

lonqq tyme never write l0rhh ! velyyy buzyy latelyy !
well , last fridae g0rt parents meetinqq . && ms chuaa told manyymannyy bad things about me . wohhoo ! jia-lat ! but she was thn surprised becouz i have pass . get n0. 8 summore . wahahahahhaaa ! ~LOL~

& dhs is wat happen saturdae . i am walkinqq towards dhe KFC at pasir ris wth mashiryanaa . we were thn laughinqq wen we saw dhis two auntyy eatinqq chicken , lickinqq their finqers . we speak in malayy as ussual && saee , " waaaahhhh ! auntyy nowadaes eat fast food retaurant , veryy coooool ! " . Thn skalie , dhe auntyy talk tuh us in malayy . I am mashiryana look at each other && laugh . We tok2 && at last became bestfrend wif tat auntyy . well , wen i type it seems n0rt funny . but if eu are there , eu sure laugh non-stop wann .. waahhhhsehyy ! Auntyy now-a-dae n0e manyy ab0ut teenagers n0w liaos . ~ auntyys rocqq babyy !~

well , thats all yeaa .. buhbyee !